It is said that the best thing to do when you fart in public is to act innocent, and if that fails, blame someone else! However, you may need to be careful of that last tactic though, as the person who smelt it first is ALWAYS the culprit! Ha ha!
Of late, Little Bee has been displaying a subtle ability to fart in the car and got his daddyness annoyed. As if lah dia tak pernah kentut dalam kereta kan?
"Hisyy, busuknya kentut si Bee ni", and he would lower the car window to let the foul smell out.
"How did you know it was his, it could be yours. We all know how loud your fart sounds and smells like..", I retorted in Little Bee's defense.
"I just know its his. His fart has that distinct smell. You know a person who drinks milk, they fart the smelliest", answered the husband confidently. Whoa! The husband could figure out which food emits the foulest gas. Cool!
Little Bee still drinks milk in a milk bottle and he's gonna be 5 this year!
"Ek eleh, you fart the smelliest when you eat petai, did you know that? And I dare not venture into the bathroom after you use it!", I told the husband. LOL!
Anyway, the five of us went to the photo shop yesterday to have the kid's picture taken in passport size. Kak Long has been nagging about this since earlier this week. It was supposed to be only Kak Long's but as usual, it ended with all 3 of them taking pictures instead. Aiyah!
On the way, Little Bee had done it again. This time it was a bit louder for everybody to hear and as always, muka dia poyo jer. Soon after that, a whiff of aroma began to linger in the car and the husband lowered the car window immediately.
"Bee has the busukest kentut ever.." yelled Kak Ngah at the back, pinching her nose, followed by hysterical laughters from everyone. I couldn't agree more.
Little Bee oh Little Bee. That was some powerful grenade you got there.
