Mind your language

Found this interesting signboard inside a petrol station in Selayang recently. 

Make sense eh? After you're done with it you will definitely feel refreshed! If only the same thing could be said about the condition of the toilet that we went to. Euwwww!

Punchlines

Some funny car bumper sticker jokes (above pic included) I snagged from the internet. Great to copy-paste onto your facebook status ngeee!

Zero to dick in 60 seconds.

Very Funny Scotty, now beam up my clothes...

Madness takes its toll--please have exact change ready.

Stamp Out Crime - Abolish the IRS

Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can

If You Can Read This Bumper Sticker, You're In Range

This Vehicle Swerves and Hits Pedestrians at Random

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

I have PMS and a handgun. ANY QUESTIONS?

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an IDIOT!

Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

When there's a will, I want to be in it!

Tastes like chicken keep on licking. Tastes like trout get the fuck out!

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Forget about World Peace....visualize using your turn signal.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Born free... taxed to death.

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

HORN DOES NOT WORK- WATCH FOR FINGER!

Don't blame me! I didn't vote!

Mopeds are like fat women. Fun to ride but you don't want to be seen with em!

If you can read this... Your parents will be home in two minutes.

Don't drink and drive.... You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student!

Nice People Swallow!

Honk if you have had sex with Clinton.

Hang Up And Drive!

If you're not angry, you're not paying attention!

This car is not abandoned!

I STOP FOR NO APPARENT REASON.

Don't like my driving? Call 1-800-FUCK-YOU

"KEEP HONKING".... I'M RELOADING

Enjoy Life - Eat Out More Often

If your cute,single,and rich, HONK!

If you don't trust me with my decision, how can you trust me with a baby? Pro-Choice For Abortion

Don't laugh, your daughter could be in here.

WARNING: Driver only carries $20.00 worth of ammunition.

Sex is like air, it's only bad when your not getting any.

My wife's other car is a broom.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit.

Constipated people don't give a shit.

Practice safe sex, go fuck yourself.

If you drink don't park, accidents cause people.

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.

Please tell your pants its not polite to point.

If that phone was up your ass, maybe you could drive a little better.

My kid got your honor roll student pregnant.

Thank you for pot smoking.

To all you virgins thanks for nothing.

If at first you don't succeed...blame someone else and seek counseling.

Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No Hard Feelings".

If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.

Horn broken...watch for finger.

It's not how you pick your nose, but where you put the booger.

If your not a hemorrhoid, get off my ass.

I'm out of bed and dressed....What more do you want.

I love cats...dead ones.

I don't have an attitude problem...You have a perception problem.

One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people every day.

FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION! It comes bundled with the software.

I want to die while asleep like my Grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

I can't dial 911. There's no 11 on my phone.

Kentucky: Five Million People, Fifteen Last Names.

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Can you yell "MOVIE!" in a crowded fire station?

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Don't get married. Find a woman you hate and buy her a house.

I still miss my ex. But my aim is getting better!

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

If women can have PMS, then men can have ESPN.

When blondes have more fun do they know it?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost impossible.

Zero to bitch in 10 seconds

I don't discriminate, I hate everyone!

Life is like a bowl of cherries, and I'm in the pits!

Can't sleep, clown will eat me; Can't sleep, clown will eat me......

Wine me, Dine me, 69 me!

Student Driver-Get the hell out of my way!

General Kenako who?

I was browsing yesterday's newspaper while having breakfast this morning and I found this keratan iklan so damn kelakar.

Question is, who the hell is General Kenako? Is he even Malaysian? Or a refugee seeking asylum here? Or a Somali pirate in disguise? Or is it some kind of brilliant marketing ploy by a certain quarter?  Or better still, could it be an introduction of a new political party out to topple the current ineffective and lame ones based on the catchy heading? Beats me.

Mind you, this fella even has a facebook account. Go check it if you have the time for it. As for moi, I'll just enjoy sipping hot nescafe and flip to the next page. Quickly. *wink wink*

Syok sendiri

Marilyn Monroe @ Moron

 Cupid

Ubi Wan Kelubi : The Jedi Mistress

 Bella Duck with Jacob

 Pirates of Borneo : Captain Jaki Seperah

 Madame Butterfly

 Mona Lesu

 The Godmother

 American Dreams ... cam siot jer kan?

Inilah kerja aku selama 2 minggu tak hapdet blog! 

celebrity collage

http://www.myheritage.com/collage

... and not just Meryl Streep. There are 3 other celebrities that resemble me or is it the other way round? Oh this is so much fun. LOL.

Please excuse my jakunness coz I am that frivolous...ahaks!

celebrity look-alike

Thanks to face-morphing, now I know what I'd look like in 20 years time. Oh I love that woman too. *wink*

true confession of a facebooker

These days, you don't need to call someone to know about their wellbeing. Thanks to modern technology, facebook was invented for that purpose. Its a great way to keep connected with your friends or meet new friends. Once you add a friend in yr FB's friends list, you will always know when they're adding notes or updating their profiles. That way, you won't miss a thing.

But in this case (pic below) I think the lady has gone too far. I guess she didn't realise the ramifications of such confession. LOL!

Wonder if she's aware REMOVE is situated on the right below OPTIONS.

Tagline:- Be careful of what you write....

A disgruntled employee

Because of the recent economic downturn, Mr P. Nis writes in a letter for a higher raise of salary. Here is what he had to say:

Dear Sir,

I the P*nis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons;

1. I do physical labor.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5. I work in a damp environment.
6. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.
8. My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,
P. Nis

The Response:-

Dear Mr. P. Nis

After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the obvious following reasons;

1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
2. You fall asleep after brief work periods.
3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
4. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
5. You do not take initiative; you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations; such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
8. You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
9. You will retire well before you are 65.

Sincerely,

V. Gina

the name game

1. YOUR REAL NAME

H*** M******* (sorry, can't reveal full identity here...I'm protected under witness protection programme...ahaks!)

2. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother and father's last names)

Lamzah Ottok (org melayu dolu2 nama memang pelik sket...)

3. FORMULA 1 NAME (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)

Lamzah Ottok

4. STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)

MARHA (cam siot jer nama nih...)

5. DETECTIVE NAME (favorite color, favorite animal)

Black Cat (I don't really like cats but I like to watch their antics...)

6. SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, town where you were born)

M******* Ipoh

7. SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink, add "THE" to the beginning)

The Green Ice Lemon Tea (would people really believe that I sport such lame name for a superhero? not to be associated with The Green Goblin of Spiderman OK...*LOL*)

8. FLY NAME (first 2 letters of first name, last 2 letters of your last name)

HAAH (exactly...!)

9. ROCK STAR NAME (current pet's name, current street name)

Temoh Seripagi (wakakakaka....) - Temoh is my MIL's cat's name since we don't own pets...

10. PORN NAME (1st pet, street you grew up on)

Putih Bakawali (cam siot jer nama nih...) - Putih is the name we gave to a street cat yg selalu datang makan kat belakang rumah masa kecik2 dulu and bulunya pun memang putih...

11. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)

Hanizzle (macam nama soft drinks jer...)

12. STRIPPER NAME (name of your favorite perfume, favorite candy)

Tommygirl Mentos (wakakakaka.....)

14. WIZARD'S NAME (last 3 letters of mother's name, first 3 letters of current job, first 3 letters of your zodiac sign and last 3 letters of home street's name)

Iahhomviragi (yeah, the character's name they'd give me if I should win the audition for the Lord of The Ring's prequel; The Lord of the Brag...)

15. PIRATE'S NAME (favorite action hero's last name, your 'pet' name, favorite comedian's last name and add "Captain" to the beginning

Captain Alice (of Resident Evil) Hun Fey (fulamak...!)

Well, that was fun. OK, back to work...sigh!

The so-called married life from a man's perspective

as usual image cilok-ed from google www.wearyourbeer.com

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day, while his wife stayed at home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed.

"Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for one day, Amen!"

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids. Set out their school clothes, Fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school. Came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners. And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, Paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.

By then, it was already 1pm. So he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum and dust, sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Run to the school to pick up the kids and get into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies, and get the kids organized to do their homework.

Then, he set up the ironing board and watched the TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30pm he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, He cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, And put them to bed.

At 9pm, he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed, and said, "Dear Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please oh please, let us trade back. Amen!"

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson well, and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were but you'll just have to wait for 9 months. You went and got yourself pregnant last night".

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MARRIAGE

1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence)




2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.




3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.


4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens.


6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.


7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.


8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.


9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.


10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!


11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.


12. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.


13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.


14. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.


15. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.


16. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.


17. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but they still stay together.


18. Marriage is man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.


19. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.


20. I married Miss right; I just didn't know her first name was Always.


21. It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer.


22. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.


23. A man was complaining to a friend: I HAD IT ALL-MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE. WHAT HAPPENED, asked his friend. He says MY WIFE FOUND OUT.


24. WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway lights on.


25. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER? The other replied, YES, I, AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.


26. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.


27. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.


28. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he received a hundred of letters and they all said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE.


29. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is.

Thousand apologies

Gidday,

I won't be able to update for the time being. If you kinda miss me while I'm gone *wink wink*, feel free to browse old issues of SOTS.

I'll be back sooner than you expect. Meanwhile, have some blonde jokes.

Cheers mate!

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Dumb Wish

Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie's lamp. After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you".

The first blonde said, "I wish I were smarter". So, she became a redhead.

The second blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than she is". She became a brunette.

The third blonde ordered, "I wish I were smarter than both of them!" She became a man.

What's the time please?

BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"

WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM."

BLONDE: (confused look on face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I've asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer."

Medical Terminology for the Blondes

Artery -- Study of paintings

Bacteria -- Back door of cafeteria

Barium -- What doctors do when treatment fails

Bowel -- Letter like A.E.I.O.U

Caesarean section -- District in Rome

Cat scan -- Searching for kitty

Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her

Colic -- Sheep dog

Coma -- A punctuation mark

Congenital -- Friendly

D&C -- Where Washington is

Diarrhea -- Journal of daily events

Dilate -- To live long

Enema -- Not a friend

Fester -- Quicker

Fibula -- A small lie

G.I. Series -- Soldiers' ball game

Grippe -- Suitcase

Hangnail -- Coathook

Impotent -- Distinguished, well known

Intense pain -- Torture in a teepee

Labor pain -- Got hurt at work

Medical staff -- Doctor's cane

Morbid -- Higher offer

Nitrate -- Cheaper than day rate

Node -- Was aware of

Outpatient -- Person who had fainted

Pelvis -- Cousin of Elvis

Post operative -- Letter carrier

Protein -- Favoring young people

Rectum -- It almost killed him

Recovery room -- Place to do upholstery

Rheumatic -- Amorous

Scar -- Rolled tobacco leaf

Secretion -- Hiding anything

Seizure -- Roman emperor

Serology -- Study of knighthood

Tablet -- Small table

Terminal illness -- Sickness at airport

Tibia -- Country in North Africa

Tumor -- An extra pair

Urine -- Opposite of you're out

Varicose -- Located nearby

Vein -- Conceited

You've got mail!

A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again. She did this five more times and her neighbor that was watching her commented: "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mail box."

The blonde answered, "No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail."

An old man at the beach

Kesimpulannya, buruk sangka itu tak baik ok? Sekianlah entri saya untuk kali ini. World peace!

Sendaloka (Part deux)

Apo nak dikato, habis madu sepah dibuang. Dah nasib orang pompuan gitu. Sabor jek lah.

*pictures were cilok-ed from here

Sendaloka di pagi rabu

While browsing the contents of my email yesterday, I spotted this. I had a good LOL. Is it any wonder why they lost big in the recent election?

* If you can't read the small prints, click to enlarge. Enjoy!

Perang Poster

What I like in every general election here, is the perang poster by the opposition party. How come the coalition party doesn't come up with such posters. Oh yeah, they have other means like RTM1, TV3, the prime media cetak and other heavy machineries to fight back. How can I be so ignorant? Kan kan kan....

*Click to enlarge the pictures.

See you in court!

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned! This lady has certainly taken the word revenge to new heights. If you suspect your spouse has been rolling under the sheets with someone else, why be miserable when you can get even.

Get it advertised for the whole world to see.

Jangan ketawa

PANCUT

Ayg: bang, goncang sikit2 dah la. nanti terpancut!

Abg: pancut baru best

Ayg: dahla, nanti habis basah

Abg: takpe, abang try bukak pelan

Ayg: nanti habis melekit

Abg: syg jgn bimbang, air coca-cola je ni.

KENTUT

org Amerika kentut ckp EXCUSE ME

org British kentut ckp PARDON ME

org Singapore kentut ckp FORGIVE ME

org kita kentut ckp NOT ME! NOT ME!

MUNCUNG

surung pupun turuk pupun

buuh kurunju dulum puruhu

suruh mukun suyu mukun

suruh munguju suyu tuk tuhu

"control sikit muncung tuu..."

MONKEYS

Three monkeys escaped from the zoo.

One was caught watching tv, another one was playing football and the other one *****

No! No! it's not you!

why you always think you are a monkey?

CONDOM vs KOTEX

Condom: Bullshit u! every month u stop my business for a week! Damn!

Kotex: If u make one single mistake, I'll lose my business for 9 months lorr!

KATAK HIJAU

pada suatu ari kita pegi ke sebuah gua.

penjaga gua tu kate, dlm gua tu ada katak ijau.

jgn pijak katak tu sbb klu pijak, dpt suami tak hensem.

dlm gua tu saya je terpijak katak ijau, tapi awak tak.

pastu, tiba masa kita kawin. suami saya mmg tak hensem.

tapi suami awak hensem. saya tak puas ati la!

so saya tanya suami awak kenapa kawin ngan awak?

saya lg cantik malah berganda cantik dr awak.

pastu dia jwb "nak wat camner, dulu saya pun terpijak katak ijau tuu..."

WARNING!!

children playing outside the car can cause accident.

adult playing inside the car can cause children!

SETEM

pos malaysia akan mengeluarkan setem gambar KEMALUAN lelaki. ini mengelirukan kaum wanita, bahagian mana yg perlu dijilat depan ke belakang?

4 KEISTIMEWAAN WANITA

1-berdarah tiap2 bulan tapi tak mati2

2-hidang susu fresh tanpa pergi ke kedai

3-mengeraskan hot dog tanpa peti sejuk

4-ditikam bertubi2 tapi tak mati2

Joke-asaurus!

Every once in a while I would receive a handful of dirty jokes in my email from dear friends that may sound hilariously funny to me but not to some people with moral sensitivity or strict religious upbringing. Not that I wasn't one but perhaps the state of being married and reaching certain level of maturity in age had mellowed me out a little and naughty lil' jokes like this one don't really disgust or bother me at all. It would be a different scenario altogether if I was still anak dara (read: unmarried).

Enough with the babblings. Read on!

Kisah Benar Dari Lorong Hj Taib

Bingkisan ini ku tuliskan buat renungan mereka yang bergelarinsan..Insan??? Hidup ini penuh dengan kekalutan..penuh dengan kekecewaan..Takdirkah yang perlu dipersalahkan? Atau kerakusan manusia yg menjadi dalang? seringkali aku bertanya, kenapa semua ini berlaku?..dan setiap kali itulah jugak aku kecewa, hampa!!

Kisah hidupku bermula di sebuah pub terkenal di ibu kota. Aku ditempatkan disuatu tempat yg sempit bersama 19 yg lain. TaukeyLeong..yaaaa..aku masih ingat nama itu..dialah yg memiliki kami..Suatu malam datang seorang lelaki bernama Joe, Aku tak pasti apa yg dibincangkan oleh Joe dgn Taukey Leong..apa yg aku ingat..setelah itu Joe menghampiri dan membawa aku pergi.. aku resah meninggalkan kawan2 yang lain. 

Mereka hanya mampu melemparkan pandangan sayu penuh simpati padaku dan jugak pada diri mereka sendiri..kerana mereka sedar, mereka juga bakal menerima nasib yang sama.Joe membawa aku berjalan2 menyusuri kaki lima ibu kota denganriang..sungguhindah pemandangan bandaraya ini..alangkah bahagianyajika aku dapat menikmati malam-malam begini tanpa kongkongan..tanpa perlumenjadi hamba kepada sesiapa.

Tiba2 Joe berhenti..melabuhkan punggung sambil tersenyum, menyeringai seolah-oleh ada sesuatu yg sedang mengeletek nafsunya..perlahan-lahanJoemenyentuh tubuhku..dilurut- lurutnya berkali-kali..aku rimas diperlakukanbegini, namun apakandaya..sebagai makhluk yg lemah aku hanya mampu membiarkan tangan sasa itu menguliti sekujur tubuhku. Joe semakin rakus..aku dikucupnya berkali- kali..terasa sekujur tubuhku membahang..menjalar hingga ke bahagian puting...uhhh!!TIDAK!!!! Raungan itu hanya mampu berkumandang di benakku..tubuhku semakin longlai dikerjakan Joe. Sampainya hatimu Joe..engkau manusia berhati binatang!!!syaitan!!! bertopengkan manusia..Joe menghela nafas panjang..bibirnya dijauhkan dari tubuh monggelku..apakahdia sudah sedar akan perbuatannya?? apakah dia kini menyesal?

Syukurlah jika begitu..masih ada rupanya secebis perasaan simpati dalam hati yg tadinya bagai ditunggang iblis.. Suasana sepi seketika..Joe senyap tanpa sebarang bicara..entah berapa kali jam ditangan direnunginya...Sayup? kedengaran beberapa suara..seakan menghapiri kami..Joe kelihatan begitu gembira menyambut kehadiran beberapa orang lelaki itu..Seorang darinya merenung tajam kearah tubuh bugarku ini..akuresahdengan renungan itu..renungan yg dipenuhi nafsu serakah..Joe memperkenalkan aku pada nya..Roy, begitu jugak dengan yglain?..Jack,Poie dan sigemuk itu..Agi? Roy membisikkan sesuatupada Joe..dah tanpa ku sedar aku kini berada dalam genggaman Roy.

Perkara terkutuk tadi dilakukan lagi, dari tangan ke tangan akuberpindah, aku dikucup..dihisap..diramas sepuas-puasnya Aduhh!!! akutakmampu lagi menahannya..seluruh tubuhku bagaikan hancur menjadi abu. Tubuhku di kecap mereka sepuas hati..dan akhirnya,setelah mereka puasmemperlakukan diriku, aku dihumbankan di tepi longkang. Habis madu sepah dibuang!!! maruah hidupku hancur..aku diperlakukanlebihhina daripada seekor anjing..Kenapa manusia begitukejam?..tidakkah mereka sedar..aku juga punya harga diri??? syaitan?itutakmungkin akan mengerti..Kini..tinggallah akusendirian..menangis..merintih!!mengenangkan nasib hidupku. Ya..inilah nasib hidupku!!!!!!!!!!

Yang Benar,

SEPUNTUNG ROKOK

Rokok lah .... abih korang pikir apa huh? :)

Monday morning humour

Nothing beats my monday morning than a cuppa of piping hot milo and toast spread with margerine and sugar on it. Enjoy!