PANCUT Ayg: bang, goncang sikit2 dah la. nanti terpancut!
Abg: pancut baru best
Ayg: dahla, nanti habis basah
Abg: takpe, abang try bukak pelan
Ayg: nanti habis melekit
Abg: syg jgn bimbang, air coca-cola je ni.
KENTUT
org Amerika kentut ckp EXCUSE ME
org British kentut ckp PARDON ME
org Singapore kentut ckp FORGIVE ME
org kita kentut ckp NOT ME! NOT ME!
MUNCUNG
surung pupun turuk pupun
buuh kurunju dulum puruhu
suruh mukun suyu mukun
suruh munguju suyu tuk tuhu
"control sikit muncung tuu..."
MONKEYS
Three monkeys escaped from the zoo.
One was caught watching tv, another one was playing football and the other one *****
No! No! it's not you!
why you always think you are a monkey?
CONDOM vs KOTEX
Condom: Bullshit u! every month u stop my business for a week! Damn!
Kotex: If u make one single mistake, I'll lose my business for 9 months lorr!
KATAK HIJAU
pada suatu ari kita pegi ke sebuah gua.
penjaga gua tu kate, dlm gua tu ada katak ijau.
jgn pijak katak tu sbb klu pijak, dpt suami tak hensem.
dlm gua tu saya je terpijak katak ijau, tapi awak tak.
pastu, tiba masa kita kawin. suami saya mmg tak hensem.
tapi suami awak hensem. saya tak puas ati la!
so saya tanya suami awak kenapa kawin ngan awak?
saya lg cantik malah berganda cantik dr awak.
pastu dia jwb "nak wat camner, dulu saya pun terpijak katak ijau tuu..."
WARNING!!
children playing outside the car can cause accident.
adult playing inside the car can cause children!
SETEM
pos malaysia akan mengeluarkan setem gambar KEMALUAN lelaki. ini mengelirukan kaum wanita, bahagian mana yg perlu dijilat depan ke belakang?
4 KEISTIMEWAAN WANITA
1-berdarah tiap2 bulan tapi tak mati2
2-hidang susu fresh tanpa pergi ke kedai
3-mengeraskan hot dog tanpa peti sejuk
4-ditikam bertubi2 tapi tak mati2
