as usual image cilok-ed from google www.wearyourbeer.comA man was sick and tired of going to work every day, while his wife stayed at home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed.
"Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for one day, Amen!"
"Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for one day, Amen!"
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids. Set out their school clothes, Fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school. Came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners. And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, Paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids. Set out their school clothes, Fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school. Came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners. And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, Paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
By then, it was already 1pm. So he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum and dust, sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Run to the school to pick up the kids and get into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies, and get the kids organized to do their homework.
Then, he set up the ironing board and watched the TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30pm he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, He cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, And put them to bed.
At 9pm, he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed, and said, "Dear Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please oh please, let us trade back. Amen!"
Then, he set up the ironing board and watched the TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30pm he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, He cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, And put them to bed.
At 9pm, he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed, and said, "Dear Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please oh please, let us trade back. Amen!"
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson well, and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were but you'll just have to wait for 9 months. You went and got yourself pregnant last night".
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MARRIAGE
- Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence)
- Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
- Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
- Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
- Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens.
- Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
- There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
- A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
- Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
- Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
- Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
- They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
- When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
- There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
- When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
- Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.
- After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but they still stay together.
- Marriage is man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
- Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.
- I married Miss right; I just didn't know her first name was Always.
- It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer.
- Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
- A man was complaining to a friend: I HAD IT ALL-MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE. WHAT HAPPENED, asked his friend. He says MY WIFE FOUND OUT.
- WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway lights on.
- At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER? The other replied, YES, I, AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.
- Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.
- It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
- A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he received a hundred of letters and they all said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE.
- When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is.
