Friday, June 13, 2008

Shall we dance?

This post was inspired by this lady. A very interesting topic I must say. Here goes...

Sometimes in order to spice up your dreary routine sex life, you need to inject creative fun ways to revive that sensual feeling that has slowly declined with each passing year due to aging, childbearing, endless household problems, debts, nosy in-laws and unnecessary stress that has accummulated throughout your married life thus making your sex life - dull, boring and oh so predictable.

One way of doing it, is by learning how to pole dance. According to wikipedia, pole dance is a form of erotic dancing with a vertical pole and is often used in strip club. Sometimes this type of dancing is combined with striptease and/or lap dancing between performers. So you catch the drift huh?

To actually learn this type of sensual dancing, you need to have:-

  1. A steady pole (wooden poles/curtain railings are NOT recommended) in your bedroom;

  2. It is also NOT advisable to install it in the living room or the kitchen or anywhere else visible to third party viewing as we certainly don't want peeping toms having the time of their life and risk being youtubed, do we?

  3. If your bed has already been equipped with one (those poster bed lah...), that is also good enough. Remember that scene in the movie True Lies?

  4. When all of that have been done, you'd also need to invest money to buy some sexy clothings. You can't really wear batik sarong with loose t-shirt to do it and for the guys, kain pelikat is a big NO NO. Where got fun that way lorr...LOL!

When all the necessary equipments are ready, then watch the video below for your further understanding of the said subject. Please view it with your spouse as this kind of entertainment needs teamwork. One dance and one watch.

Good luck in trying it out. Start with the husband first.

Warnng: DO NOT ever try this stunt at your in-laws' place (ada berani ka?). Bad idea!