Sunday, November 27, 2011

Mind your language

Found this interesting signboard inside a petrol station in Selayang recently. 



Make sense eh? After you're done with it you will definitely feel refreshed! If only the same thing could be said about the condition of the toilet that we went to. Euwwww!

Thursday, November 24, 2011

The Ghost Protocol




Ethan Hunt is back! 

Remember that famous suspension scene in the first Mission Impossible movie that eventually spawned so many spoofs in other movies as well. Awesome acrobatic performance.

Its good to see you back in action Tom. Real stylish action.

Monday, November 21, 2011

The wedding season


Renjis-renjis dipilis
Ditepungi lah tawar
Hai beras kunyit ditabur
Disiram si air mawar...lalala


Yeah who could forget that song especially at this time of the year huh? Wedding invitations either sent by snail mail or phone calls are pouring in like spilt milk. And since facebook is the fad these days, it is quite common to receive invitations through them as well. All you need to do is just tick at the right box given under the EVENT page and walla you had just confirmed your attendance.

When someone sent you a wedding invitation there's always that nag feeling of wanting to find the right gift much more if you knew the bride/or bridegroom really well. And you don't want to give the same thing what others might give. Takkan balik-balik nak bagi blender or toaster or tea set or worst picture frame kan? LOL. That is sooo effortless. Just so you know we have given same item twice to two different newlyweds and its a blender (ngeh ngeh) brand Pensonic and some more very cheap less than RM50 per item...good deal kan? Of course lah its a good deal especially when you have only hundred bucks in your purse and masa tu belum gaji lagi hehe!

Now that we're getting wiser and also lazier each year we think that by giving gift in the form of monetary is the most sensible and acceptable thing. Senang gitu masuk dalam sampul terus bagi kat mak atau ayah pengantin. Tak payah pening kepala masuk shopping mall keluar shopping mall carik hadiah yang sesuai kan?

However there is another ingenious way of finding perfect wedding presents without ever forking out money. Try re-gift! What's that? It means to recycle your unused wedding gift yang berzaman tok kaduk duk ataih lemari atau bawah katil tu and re-package or re-wrap macam brand new. Isn't that a little bit unethical you might ask? The thing is who really cares about ethics. Disposing your unwanted gift by re-gifting it to a deserving person is the most righteous thing to do at least to me. You probably haven't heard the phrase Want-Not-Waste-Not eh? Nowadays being prudent is a lifestyle not a cheapskate. I repeat not a cheapskate.

Err just don't forget to remove the greeting card (if its still inside) or else go figure! :P

Friday, November 18, 2011

Punchlines



Some funny car bumper sticker jokes (above pic included) I snagged from the internet. Great to copy-paste onto your facebook status ngeee!



Zero to dick in 60 seconds.

Very Funny Scotty, now beam up my clothes...

Madness takes its toll--please have exact change ready.


Stamp Out Crime - Abolish the IRS

Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can

If You Can Read This Bumper Sticker, You're In Range

This Vehicle Swerves and Hits Pedestrians at Random

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

I have PMS and a handgun. ANY QUESTIONS?

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an IDIOT!

Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

When there's a will, I want to be in it!


Tastes like chicken keep on licking. Tastes like trout get the fuck out!


It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Forget about World Peace....visualize using your turn signal.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?


Born free... taxed to death.


Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.


HORN DOES NOT WORK- WATCH FOR FINGER!


Don't blame me! I didn't vote!

Mopeds are like fat women. Fun to ride but you don't want to be seen with em!

If you can read this... Your parents will be home in two minutes.

Don't drink and drive.... You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student!

Nice People Swallow!

Honk if you have had sex with Clinton.

Hang Up And Drive!

If you're not angry, you're not paying attention!

This car is not abandoned!

I STOP FOR NO APPARENT REASON.

Don't like my driving? Call 1-800-FUCK-YOU

"KEEP HONKING".... I'M RELOADING

Enjoy Life - Eat Out More Often

If your cute,single,and rich, HONK!

If you don't trust me with my decision, how can you trust me with a baby? Pro-Choice For Abortion

Don't laugh, your daughter could be in here.


WARNING: Driver only carries $20.00 worth of ammunition.


Sex is like air, it's only bad when your not getting any.


My wife's other car is a broom.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit.

Constipated people don't give a shit.

Practice safe sex, go fuck yourself.

If you drink don't park, accidents cause people.

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.

Please tell your pants its not polite to point.

If that phone was up your ass, maybe you could drive a little better.

My kid got your honor roll student pregnant.

Thank you for pot smoking.

To all you virgins thanks for nothing.

If at first you don't succeed...blame someone else and seek counseling.

Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No Hard Feelings".

If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.

Horn broken...watch for finger.

It's not how you pick your nose, but where you put the booger.

If your not a hemorrhoid, get off my ass.

I'm out of bed and dressed....What more do you want.

I love cats...dead ones.

I don't have an attitude problem...You have a perception problem.

One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people every day.


FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION! It comes bundled with the software.

I want to die while asleep like my Grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

I can't dial 911. There's no 11 on my phone.

Kentucky: Five Million People, Fifteen Last Names.

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Can you yell "MOVIE!" in a crowded fire station?

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!


I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.


Don't get married. Find a woman you hate and buy her a house.

I still miss my ex. But my aim is getting better!

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

If women can have PMS, then men can have ESPN.

When blondes have more fun do they know it?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost impossible.


Zero to bitch in 10 seconds

I don't discriminate, I hate everyone!

Life is like a bowl of cherries, and I'm in the pits!

Can't sleep, clown will eat me; Can't sleep, clown will eat me......

Wine me, Dine me, 69 me!

Student Driver-Get the hell out of my way!



Thursday, November 17, 2011

Pardon me


as usual pic snagged from pakcik google


Hey, have you guys ever done simultaneous blog-hopping and came across different song background at the same time?

It sounded like a broken record okeh! LOL.

Luckily, there's a mute button down there...pheww! :P

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

A marathon of HOPE

The late Terry Fox
July 1958 - June 28 1981

Last sunday, the whole bunch of Party of 5ive entered the Terry Fox run 2011 held at Padang Merbok KL recently. It was the second running event that we brought the kids along. The first was the KFC Walk of Charity Life about 2 weeks ago. The distance this time was a 3km family run which to me kira cam easy peasy lah considering I had done the furthest 10km (sungguh la eksyen) at the Putrajaya Night Marathon about a month ago.

Some facts about the The Terry Fox run. According to Wikipedia, Terrance Stanley Fox, the man who so much inspired the marathon of hope died in 1981 due to bone cancer. He contracted the disease when he was 18 years old. He was a Canadian humanitarian, athlete and also a cancer research activist. Such an impressive achievement  for a young man of 22 years old! Admirable indeed.

When he decided to run to raise money for cancer awareness and research, he was already an amputee (he lost his right leg due to cancer). His aim was simple - to raise a dollar for each of Canada's 24 million population at the time. But he was forced to end the run eventually as cancer had spread to his lungs. He completed it in just 9 months before he succumbed to his illness.

To date, a cool $500 plus million had been collected throughout the marathon of hope yearly event since its inception. Today, The Terry Fox Run is the world's largest one-day fundraiser for cancer research. More information on the late Terry Fox here.


note the kid in the middle looking so forlorn...he was subtly giving a protest look when told that we will be running that morning..


 memasing tengah sibuk buat hal sendiri..


budak tecit yg suka memerap..


tergolek dog..


I need my handyplastttt pronto! 


We managed to complete the run albeit an injured runner (pic above). So drama king lah that kid huhu.


Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Stereo heart of mine



My heart's a stereo
It beats for your, so listen close
Hear my thoughts in every note
Make me your radio
Turn me up when you feel low
This melody was meant for you
Just sing along to my stereo

[Travie McCoy]
If I was just another dusty record on the shelve
Will you blow me off and play me like everybody else
If I ask you to scratch my back, could you manage that
Like it read well, check it Travie, I can handle that
Furthermore, I apologize for any skipping tracks
'Cause this the last girl that played me left a couple cracks
I used to used to used to used to, now I'm over that
Cause holding grudges over love is ancient artifacts
If I could only find a note to make you understand
I'd sing it softly in your ear and grab you by the hand
Keep it stuck inside your head, like your favorite tune
And know my heart is a stereo that only plays for you

[Chorus]
My heart's a stereo
It beats for your, so listen close
Hear my thoughts in every note
Make me your radio
Turn me up when you feel low
This melody was meant for you
Just sing along to my stereo
Oh oh oh oh To my stereo
Oh oh oh oh So sing along to my stereo

[Travie McCoy]
If I was an old school, fifty pound boombox
Would you hold me on your shoulder, wherever you walk

What makes a song funky? Only when Adam Levine's singing it! :P


Monday, November 14, 2011

Last friday's snippets

Last friday, my husband and I did blood test to follow up check on our cholesterol level while getting flu vaccine (H1N1) for the whole family. I also did my annual pap smear test on the same day. 

While waiting for another appointment at 12 noon at the same place but different department, we took a quick break at the Coffee Bean cafe and had this. Yummeh!

that piece of cake is so velvety it melts in your mouth ermmm!


After our tummies had been refilled, went up the dermatology department and my wandering eyes couldn't help noticing this round white objects being displayed in the glass cabinet outside the waiting area. What do you think it is? Eheee!







breast implant anyone? macam-macam saiz adaa... :P


After appointments done for the day, went to Al-Rawsha restaurant in bulatan Kg Pandan and had lamb mandy for early dinner. Kenyang buntat sampai ke malam okeh! Though the menu is super-nice, tak boleh makan selalu because of its high content in cholesterol heee! 

chicken mandy for Kak Long and little Bee


lamb mandy for the rest


appetiser... hummus with roti naan


 their tomato sambal sauce...dah lupa nama dia


tabbouleh...some sort of salad


last but not least mint pistachio ice-cream for dessert though the minty taste is a bit strong for our liking but OK lah..


The end of story. Hope you like watching the pictures he he he!




Distasteful



I love jokes. I can take all kinds of jokes be it dirty or delightful or even practical just as long as no one/ego gets hurt in the process its fine by me. You can find a lot of these stuff on the internet and by virtue of that on facebook the most popular social network site ever created to interact virtually with your friends wherever they are at the touch of a keypad.


The adage laughter is the best medicine as told by many is an effective way to reduce stress at work or mild depression suffered due to prolonged negative feelings. Have you seen how the faces of these stressed out people lit up after a good joke? It breaks all form of barrier and can even relieve emotional pain and therefore bring greater happiness. Such is the wholesome benefit of good old fashioned jokes.


However, I can't say the same about bad jokes. Really bad jokes with bad aftertaste. The ones that degrade certain races, gender and of course religion. When told in a certain way it can be downright crude and offensive. More so if the jokes are supposed to instill morality and religiousness but the message somewhat backfired. I just couldn't fathom such jokes no matter how hard I try to make my laugh muscles move!

One such example below.


Ali seorang anak murid darjah 6 bertanya kepada ustazah semasa kelas pendidikan Islam...

Ali : Ustazah, boleh tak kita pegang babi?

Ustazah: tak boleh sebab babi tu najis mughallazah..

Ali : Kalau tengok je babi tu berdosa tak ustazah?



Ustazah: Kalau tengok je tak lah berdosa..



Ali : Kalau kita tengok perempuan yang tak tutup aurat, berdosa tak ustazah?



Ustazah: Kalau perempuan yang tidak menutup aurat, kita tengok mestilah BERDOSA!.. kalau dah tengok pun berdosa apatah lagi kalau kita pegang lagi lah berdosa Ali..



Ali : Ooh maknanya perempuan yg tak tutup aurat tu lebih teruk dari babi tu la ye ustazah?



Ustazah: erkk..!!

Ali: kalau lebih teruk dari babi tu kategori najis ape ustazah???


See what I mean? I bet this joke was written by overzealous holier-than-thou ulamak wannabe. Sigh!

Ermm on second thought maybe I should just chill out coz its just a damn joke right? Kinda feeling stressed out lately. :B


Thursday, November 10, 2011

Jetlag!



My current listening pleasure at the moment. I wish blogger has apps so I could just click LIKE on this post but hey don't make me stop you from jetlagging ahaks!

Not another boring weight-loss story

Cringe for all I care. This weighty issue has bugged me ever since my teeth started to grow in my mouth and I had developed a liking for food just like vampires crave human blood. And my body needs food to membesar bagai johan but over the years, this over-penchant for food has taken its toll on my body. I did grew up as a johan but not johan in academic department la kan or whatever. Just an average achiever. 

Truth be told, I was never a fat kid during my formative and adolescense years but my weight soon grows rapidly after the birth of my eldest child. Isn't this a very lame excuse? Women always blame childbirth the main cause for mutating their then perfect hourglass Jennifer Lopez (yezza?) figure into out of shape jumbo Adibah Noor. I was a whopper particularly in the 3 serangkai section - you women should know which section I was talking about right?  The baby fat is still stubbornly stored somewhere there...sangat susah nak tanggal okeh!


from rear view - humongous! 

Long story short, I went for a full medical check up late last year and that's when I received the wake up call I badly needed. I remembered the physician, a lady doctor told me point blank after she looked through the result and she was so straightforward about it. 

"KC (of course that's not my real name hehe), I'm a bit concerned about your LDL level (bad cholesterol)...it is quite high...at your age, this is an indication that you should tone down your food intake...you should take less sugar, less sodium, less fat, less oily stuff because if you keep on eating what you're eating now and you don't exercise at all, I will not be surprised if you have a heart attack in less than 2 years!!"

Pangggg! I felt a sharp pain on my face like I was being slapped hard. All this while I still think that I can devour whatever I want and not have health problems but in actual fact I do. I was just in BIG denial. And it took a warning like that to make me realize that I need to live healthily onward and this time its for real. No more excuses. No more empty promises and resolutions. I have to have control over what I eat and the most important thing I had to start exercise damn seriously. 

So early this year, I started aerobic exercise 3-4 times a week at the local gym and at the same time alter my diet by having healthy food for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Slowly, my weight and size decreases though it took some time to show. Over the months when compliments began pouring in from neighbours and friends alike only then I realize I had indeed lost weight and I was so freaking happy when I got to wear my old jeans which have been neatly stucked and discolored in yellowish mildew in the lower corner of my wardrobe for a very long time. The best part is my stamina has increased tremendously and I seldom feel lethargic or drowsy during the day coz I feel fit and recharged all the time. Of course, I do reward myself every once a week or so with foods I love coz there are times when I have cravings. It was also this year that I started to participate actively in marathon or walkathon event just for the fun of it and at the same to push my limit and endurance.

I was at my heaviest 78kg last year (when I weighed in for the medical checkup) and now at the time I'm pen-typing this, my weight has dropped to 65kg! Awesome indeed though I still have more kgs to lose but I'm not complaining. Slowly but surely I will achieve my target hopefully by end of this year. If it doesn't turn out like I expected I would still be proud of myself coz I did it. My way.


*KC hasn't posted latest picture of herself coz she wants to flaunt it when she lose another 5 kg..*

Wednesday, November 09, 2011

Self-explanatory



While waiting for my sister in law being admitted in Sg Buloh hospital a couple of weeks back, I happen to see this quote appropriately displayed on the reception counter at the ER section.

*in case you haven't heard, the government hospital is famously known for its longggg queve!* :P

Tuesday, November 08, 2011

Shout out loud

I had just reactivated this blog and already I hate blogger's new setting! Has it been that long? Its gonna take a while for me to get used to this new layout. Sheesh!

In the meantime, stay tuned! I'll be back!

Friday, November 04, 2011

Qurbani

*seperti biasa gambar ini dicilok dr pakcik gugel*


Wishing all my muslim readers Selamat Hari Raya Aidil Adha. Cuti 3 hari straight tu taw! Err tahun ni ada buat korban tak?

Potong Stim

I'm currently in a nothing-better-to-do-right-now mode to come up with this masterpiece (no sniggering please!). I was watching some monster movies (hurmm cant remember which one) some days ago when the sudden thought of myself in the same predicament as were the characters in the movies sprang to mind. Yeah, I could be that absorbed. Totally.

But my over imaginative mind has decided to twist the story. Here goes.

Instead of running for life, I would take the heroic are-you-out-of-your-mind act of fighting back the aliens. Yeah, those big demon-looking giant aliens that really pissed me off. They killed all my neighbours, friends and foes (God forbids in real life....) but my family were spared. Kinda like War Of The World eh?

While we were running here and there looking for shelters amidst the ruins that were once a progressive city that placed the world's tallest building, we stumbled into this odd looking rundown shophouse and decide to go in there. We were dead tired and hungry from all that running. Little Bee was tugging my shirt and asking for milk. I had to carry him all along and my back was hurting. He must have weighed an easily 20kgs. Kak Long and Kak Ngah kept murmuring they were starving and hubby was badly wounded.

I look around the room and saw a broken refrigerator. What the heck. There could be food in there. I scavenged it and found some leftover chicken rice and pepperoni pizza. I quickly handed them to my daughters who were clearly starving. They gorged on them immediately. I looked around again and saw a tin of nesphray milk. Ah, milk for Little Bee at last. Though the date on the milk tin is already 3 months expired, I don't really care. All I want is to give it to Little Bee. Little Bee was so happy to see milk that his eyes sparkle. To him, it was the best drink ever.

The End.

*Okay, I know the story ended very abruptly but my mind went blank suddenly and I just didnt know what to write next. Ok tak reason bangang ni? Sorry to dissappoint you readers :P

P/S: err maybe there's a sequel coming on...watch this space!