I would:-
- Skip all house works and go to sleep the whole day and wake up the next morning. Let the kids fend for themselves (sniggers)
- Shave my hair totally bald (aye to Britney Spears)
- Go to a nice posh restaurant, order all I want and then sneak out without paying the tab
- Send hate mails to all the people I dislike. I think I can break Sharifah Aini's record
- Ram that bulldozer into my neighbour's house whose badass pussycat keeps littering on my compound
- Walk with style in a two piece bikini around my neighbourhood
- Wear bright colourful saree to do grocery shopping at the pasar malam
- Write graffiti on my kids' school bathroom walls.
- Shit on the road leading to the neighbourhood and let the rotten aroma lingers on and make them guessing was it a cat poop or chicken poop or a mixture of both?
- Shoot dead all paedophiles and rapists
- Assassinate George W Bush and his affiliates and replace him with Oprah Winfrey.
