Friday, December 08, 2006

Shall we dance?


Dear married couples,


Sometimes in order to spice up your dreary routine married life, you need to inject creative fun ways to revive that lost romantic sensual feelings that has slowly degenerated with each passing year due to ageing, childbearing, endless household problems, debts, nosy in-laws and unnecessary stress that has accummulated throughout your married life thus making your sex life - dull, boring and so predictable!

One way of doing it is by learning how to pole dance.

To actually learn this type of sensual dancing, you need to have:-

1) A steady pole (wooden poles/curtain railings are NOT recommended) in your bedroom;

2) It is also NOT advisable to install it in the living room or the kitchen or anywhere else deem visible to third party viewing; we certainly don't want peeping toms having the time of their life and risk being videotaped and circulated on the internet, do we?

3) If your bed has already been equipped with one (those poster bed lah...), that is also good enough. Remember that scene in the movie True Lies?

When all of that have been done, you'd also need to invest money to buy some sexy clothings. You can't really wear batik sarong with loose baggy t-shirt to do it. Where got fun that way lorr!

When all the necessary equipments are ready, then watch the video below for your further understanding of the said subject. Please view it with your spouse as this kind of entertainment needs teamwork. One watches and one dances!

Good luck in trying it out. Start with the husband first.

Yours sincerely,


KC, currently a pole dancer amateur

Check it out!

Footnote: DO NOT try this stunt at your parent-in-laws' house. Bad idea!