adieu to the king of pop

He was best remembered as Wacko Jacko. 

The Gloved One. 

Famously known for the countless alteration on his face making him looked so freakishly Frankenstein. 

He was the man who never wanted to grow up. 

He was modern day Peter Pan.

We will always remember him as the cute little boy who had livened up our lives during our growing up years.

Farewell Michael Jackson. 

And thank you for the memories.

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Kak Ngah: Ibu, kita boring sungguh hari ni. Citer kat tv pun tak best la. Boleh tak kita tengok dvd?

Ibu: Ok, citer apa Kak Ngah nak tengok?

Kak Ngah terus membelek kotak toyogo yg dipenuhi dvd itu. Ada yang original dan ada juga yang cetak rompak. Tapi banyak yang cetak rompak dari yang original. Hehehe.

Kak Ngah: Haa, kita nak tengok cerita TOLAK

Ibu: Hah?

Seingat-ingat aku yang pelupa ini, memang tak ada beli cerita tajuk TOLAK terutama cerita melayu yang aku rasa tersangatlah rugi beli dvd (ori ke cetak rompak) sebab Hari Raya nanti gerenti masuk tv.

Ibu: Citer apa tu?

Kak Ngah: Citer omputeh. Ala cepat la pasang buuuu...

Ibu: Ok ok laa...bak la sini dvd tu (sambil Kak Ngah menghulurkan dvd ke ibu yang blur-blur sotong tu).

Laa, citer ni ke? Ish ish...

ben 10 poser

ready for action...

Ben 10 t-shirt and bermuda short bought at pasar malam  - RM11.00.

Ben 10 Omnitrix (watch-like device that transforms him into various alien forms) bought at convenience store  - RM14.90. 

Total price -RM25.90. 

The look on his face (after donning Ben 10 attire) - PRICELESS!  

A disgruntled employee

Because of the recent economic downturn, Mr P. Nis writes in a letter for a higher raise of salary. Here is what he had to say:

Dear Sir,

I the P*nis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons;

1. I do physical labor.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5. I work in a damp environment.
6. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.
8. My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,
P. Nis

The Response:-

Dear Mr. P. Nis

After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the obvious following reasons;

1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
2. You fall asleep after brief work periods.
3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
4. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
5. You do not take initiative; you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations; such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
8. You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
9. You will retire well before you are 65.

Sincerely,

V. Gina