Mood

*pic snagged from google*

Tiada mood aku hari ini

bila sang streamyx buat hal lagi

terus email tiada dapat ku baca

gambar-gambar lucu dan nakal tiada dapat ku jengah.

Tiada mood aku hari ini

bila anak-anak ku bercuti di rumah orangtua suamiku

sambil riangria bergelak ketawa

menonton astro ceria.

Tiada mood aku hari ini

bila si penjual ikan tak kunjung mari

lalu tiada apa mahu dimasak hari ini

maggi kari sajalah menu malam ini

Tiada mood aku hari ini

bila cerita di tv sangat membosankan

lalu kupasang

cd cerita kartun kegemaran puteri-puteriku

sambil tergelak-gelak keseorangan

diperhati anak kecil ku terpinga-pinga

Tiada mood aku hari ini

bila kain baju belum sempat ku angkat

hujan turun tiba-tiba tanpa diundang

Ahh, sungguh tiada mood aku hari ini

lantas ku capai sebiji bantal sebiji

terus terlena ku dibuai mimpi di siang hari

sambil bancuh air liur sekole.

Made for each other

Married couples are known to sleep in the same bed, eat and drink from the same plate and cup but now they can also do plop thing together in that little room in the privacy of their home.

Now you can smell your partner better, dear!

That thing called CINTA

Hookay, since I didn't get the chance to watch Cinta or Eragon or even Cicak-Man which is rather impressive for a malay movie with such an advance state of special effect *kudos to Erra Fazira's hubby*, I opted instead to watch the idiot box on sunday night. Offering little entertainment that my brain had so much needed it, I had to dig out my vcd collections that were neatly stacked in toyogo boxes that are collecting dust. And I hit the jackpot when I found myself holding this vcd and murmured to myself - I gotta watch this!

I proceeded to the dvd player and soon the all too familiar evergreen song sung by Natalie Cole accompanying the name credits.

The opening scene starts with Lucy played by the wholesome Sandra Bullock, a toll collector rambling about her daily life when all of a sudden came this dashing guy rushing to get into the train and ignored her gawking at him. It was love at first sight for Lucy. After that, life wasn't the same for her and she would daydream about him practically every morning he uses the train. But she didn't had the guts to spill out her feelings for him thus keeping it to herself.

Fate intervenes when he was mugged on his way to the train and fell onto the tracks and managed to be saved in time by Lucy from an oncoming train but he passed out immediately right after he had a look at Lucy's relieved smile. He was dispatched to a nearby hospital and during this time Lucy was mistaken for his fiancee! Hilarity ensues when his family came to visit him at the hospital and Lucy had no possible way to explain the whole mixed-up situation that she had to play along as his fiancee.

Lucy had been orphaned from young with no siblings and was living on her own until that fateful day when she was introduced to his family and they all accepted her with open heart. She finally had an instant family ranging from Peter's (that was his name) parents, kid sister, grandma, a close family friend with antics of their own. That is until she met Peter's big brother, Jack, played by the charming Bill Pullman whom wasn't buying Lucy's stories and began background check on Lucy's life which is hilariously funny and touching at the same time. You can't help feeling there's a spark between the two.

Kinda remind me of my own cinta story on how I met my dear hubby. He was actually a client of the company that I worked for and I wasn't really impressed with him, I thought he was a bit 'sombong' although he kinda look sweet. Just like Lucy, I didn't have the courage to ask personal questions about him. He didn't look approachable to me at the time.

Time flown by since the last time I met him, probably 5 or 6 months after the first meeting when out of the blue he called me one fine day. Of all the 101 pick up lines that he can use to impress me, he had to go and bluntly said that I needed to cut my hair short. *I was sporting a curly shoulder length hairdo ala-ala Sharifah Aini*. It was fashionable in the mid 90's ok? He said it didn't do justice to my look and made me look fat! To cut the story short, I was totally aghast by his insensitive mocking of my hair. After all he doesn't really know me very well.

That's it! I am never going out with this guy even if he is the only guy left in this world. Nobody messes with my hair! Big mistake. Finally I summoned enough courage to tell him off and at the same time, lecturing him on acceptable manners when speaking to a girl he hardly knew. I slammed the phone down. Whoa, where did that come from? I didn't give it much thought after the incident and continued with my work and later that day he phoned me with apology words and asked for a date to explain the whole thing. I hesitated at first but in the end, I thought why not give him another chance.

So out we went together and true enough, there was something about him that made my heart softened. He carefully explained that it was his first time asking a girl out and he didn't know how to do it. When he said that I should cut my hair short coz it wasn't suitable for me it was supposed to be a compliment. And he apologized for being carelessly ignorant about my feeling. Any guy who took the trouble to explain what he did wrongly deserved a second chance. Being the gentleman that he was, I agreed to have more dates with him and the rest is history.

Shall we dance?

Dear married couples,

Sometimes in order to spice up your dreary routine married life, you need to inject creative fun ways to revive that lost romantic sensual feelings that has slowly degenerated with each passing year due to ageing, childbearing, endless household problems, debts, nosy in-laws and unnecessary stress that has accummulated throughout your married life thus making your sex life - dull, boring and so predictable!

One way of doing it is by learning how to pole dance.

To actually learn this type of sensual dancing, you need to have:-

1) A steady pole (wooden poles/curtain railings are NOT recommended) in your bedroom;

2) It is also NOT advisable to install it in the living room or the kitchen or anywhere else deem visible to third party viewing; we certainly don't want peeping toms having the time of their life and risk being videotaped and circulated on the internet, do we?

3) If your bed has already been equipped with one (those poster bed lah...), that is also good enough. Remember that scene in the movie True Lies?

When all of that have been done, you'd also need to invest money to buy some sexy clothings. You can't really wear batik sarong with loose baggy t-shirt to do it. Where got fun that way lorr!

When all the necessary equipments are ready, then watch the video below for your further understanding of the said subject. Please view it with your spouse as this kind of entertainment needs teamwork. One watches and one dances!

Good luck in trying it out. Start with the husband first.

Yours sincerely,

KC, currently a pole dancer amateur

Check it out!

Footnote: DO NOT try this stunt at your parent-in-laws' house. Bad idea!

If I could change the one thing

If there is one thing I could do to make this world a better living place, what would it be? You guess right!

a crew-cut wouldn't hurt his ego

he should have just shave off his hair...for good!

get rid of that big brooch, big speckies and flat hair. that perched eyebrow ala-ala ziana zain is SO over...

get rid of that stoopid fugly wig. u should wear a tudung, grandma. it's about time lah...

I seriously need a new hobby.